Living With the Axis ch. 4

Living With the Axis Chapter 4
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Germanyxreader Training with Germany
Enjoy chapter 4
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It was five in the morning an hour before training, you had just woken up and you were waiting for your coffee to brew along with Italy who was laying on the table half asleep.
"Germaaaany!!!" whined Feliciano. "it's-a too early to traaaiiin!"
"Vell Italy ve could always train earlier."
Pouring yourself and Italy a cup you glared at the German man "If you do I won't hesitate to stab you with a spork."
Setting the cups down you slid one down to the Italian laying on the table who took it greedily, and you sat down.
"________ could you please change out of your sleeping attire, it's not very appropriate." Ludwig was eying your pajamas, a large T-shirt and a pair of (f/c) panties.
Sipping your coffee you gave him the finger. Once you finished your (fave breakfast) and your coffee you stood up from the table, and took off the large shirt showing off your matching (f/c) bra.
"_-_______ Vhat are you-" You interrupted the flustered German.
"I have to return your brothers shirt." and you walked out of the room
"V-Vhy do have mein Bruder's shirt?" He yelled after you
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It was six o'clock and Kiku had finally arrived, you were wearing a sports bra, a pair of shorts, and sneakers.
"Vell it's about time ve start running."
"Ve~ Germaaaaaany I don't want-a too!!!" Feliciano was about to cry. Ludwig facepalmed, you were just giggling at them. Suddenly you were picked up bridal style, it was Feli. He began running away with you in his arms, once you both got a safe distance from the angry German he sat you down, and pulled out a container of pasta.
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Three hours later Ludwig found you both laughing on the grass playing with two cats, Feli's cat Pookie, and yours Mister Pickles. You both were planning a cat wedding . After getting yelled at for a straight half hour Italy was sobbing onto Ludwig saying how sorry he was, and how he would never do it again.
"Because you both skipped out on training you have to do some sort of report of our allies, and Zhe Allies,"
"AAAAWWWWWW!!!! Luddy I-a don't want toooooo!!" Italy was crying again, You tried calming him down.
" You just have to draw the pictures I'll do the actuall writing."
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"This counts as training?" You asked Ludwig
" Nein only if your report is really bad." He answered casually sipping a beer.
"Our report is-a great!" Italy shouted.
"Now everybody shut the fuck up, this will be the greatest things your minds have ever seen! Let's start with us!"
You cleared your throat.
"Germany: Really tall, really pretty eyes, and acts like he has a stick shoved up his ass unless drunk. Once killed man with only his mustache and a grape. Total Bamf!" You showed everyone the picture Italy drew of him, he had a large scowl on his face. You giggled watching the German choke on his beer.
"Japan: He doesn't like people touching him. Total closet perv just like Germany, major salt problem. Has the most beautiful brown eyes I've seen. You showed the picture of Japan being way too serious eyes void of emotion. Kiku twitched a bit.
"Italy: one of the most Goddamn cutest things to walk this earth! He makes some of the best food I've ever tasted. I know what the curl does. You showed them the picture Feliciano drew of himself he looked so happy and adorable. Italy was blushing furiously at your last commentary.
"Romano: Grumpy, foul mouthed, easily scared Italian. We go to the cafe to gossip about other countries, and talk about our sex life." Italy drew his older brother with a large frown, and a tomato in hand.
"Bulgaria: don't know much about him, I think he likes yogurt." Italy forgot to draw a picture for him (no offence to Bulgaria lovers I love him too!)
"(country name): The sexiest being to walk the earth, adorable, and has a kickass body!!" You showed the picture of you. You narrowed your (e/c) eyes when Ludwig rolled his.
"Prussia: Loud mouth egotistical moron, albino. I slept with him multiple times, I dated him for awhile, now we're like friends with benefits, I actually slept with him the night before training the other day. I was like really sore, and tired,sorry rambling. You didn't even bother showing the picture of Gilbert. Germany was choking on his beer.
"YOU SLEPT WITH MEIN BRUDER!!!" He screeched at you.
You cleared your throat. "Now with The Allies!"
"America: A loud mouth jerk, eats too much food, extreme fatass.I believe he smacked my ass once and told me to make him a sandwich. Capitalist pig!" (I absolutely love America but this weaves into my story line.) You showed the picture of the American man eating a hamburger.
"England: United Kingdom of Great Britain, and Northern Ireland. Hotempered, nearly murdered me with his cooking. The biggest eyebrows to walk the planet. You showed the picture of the Blonde Brit with very large eyebrows.
"China: cooks extremely good, looks like a girl. He glomped me when I was younger because I was cute I guess..." the picture shown he looked extremely like a girl, Kiku stifled a giggle.
"France: Extremely pervy, but loveable nations. He is one of my best friends I think I slept with him once, can't remember really I was extremely drunk, and that's saying something because I hold my liquor like my дядя!" You showed the picture, he was sniffing a rose.
"Russia: He is not evil like everybody thinks!! He is cute and cuddly like a teddy bear, he is my uncle Ivan and I love him!" Before you could show them the picture of Russia Germany spit out his beer.
"VAIT VHAT!! He Vhas  Your Onkel, and you didn't think to tell us!"
"I-um..." You were about to cry.
"Ve~ Germany your gonna make her-a cry!" Italy was hugging you.
"J-Ja sorry ______ why don't you tell us about your family."
"Not right now Luddy I'm going to go visit your brother."
The look on his face was priceless.