Living With The Axis chapter 1

This is a reader insert mah friends!!
Axisxreader Periods with the Axis!
There are bad words if you don't like bad words don't read I warned you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   You groaned hearing pounding on your door, you had joined The Axis about a month ago, and last night you had started your period. You lifted your head up to check the time it was 6:30, and you were supposed to start training a half an hour ago "fuck!" you slammed your head back on your pillow. You heard pounding on your door again.
"__________! You Vhere Supposed To Train! Now Get Up!"
   You pulled the covers over your head, shutting your (e/c) eyes, and curled into a fetal position. 'stupid cramps' you thought to yourself. You almost jumped when you heard the door slam open, and flinched when you felt the covers being ripped off. You opened your (e/c) eyes only to meet angry blue ones you were beyond livid.
"________! Because You Are Still In Bed You Must-" You cut the German off your (h/l), (h/c) hair wild, and (e/c) aflamed, standing on your bed you yelled.
" LUDWIG!!" you shouted. " DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M NOT TRAINING!" you looked him in the eyes. "BECAUSE I'M ON MY GODDAMN PERIOD!!! SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!"
You heard footsteps coming down the hall.
"Ve~ Germany we heard yelling is everything okay?" Feliciano poked his head through the door, Followed by Kiku who upon poking his head in the door began blushing and started mumbling things in Japanese.
"Damn Frau! You sure are loud." Gilbert Ludwig's older brother walked in still half-asleep with Gilbird perched on his head.
"Nice Panties Frau. kesesese~"  He smirked and winked at you.
   You blushed and your eyes widened and you started a string of curses in Ukrainian ( a/n I'll tell you later!)  when you realized that your sleeping attire consisted only of a white cami and black Lacey underwear. You quickly grabbed the blankets that Germany had in his hands and covered your self.
" J-ja (country name) you can have the rest of zhe week off. Italy, Japan lets train, und Bruder leave _____ alone." Ludwig said blushing horribly.
The Prussian rolled his eyes " Ja vhatever you say Vest."
  They all left except Prussia. You glared hard at the man. Then smiled.
"вийти зараз, так?" in a very yandere tone that you learned from your uncle (a/n once again explain later!)
"Frau I don't know vhat you just said but it creeped me the fuck out so me und my awesome self, und Gilbird are leaving."
You rolled your eyes. " bye Gilbert." before wincing at your horrible cramps.
  You slammed the door in the albino's face in the door, and climbed into bed letting sleep take over once again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 You woke up a couple of hours later by someone poking your cheek, you tried to swipe away the said person, but they continued to poke it. Your eyes snapped open only to reveal the eyes of the three people you wanted to see last, The bad touch trio Antonio, Francis, and of course Gilbert. You glared at the spainard poking your cheek, burning holes in his green orbs.
" Ohohohon! It seems she 'as woken up!" You groaned in pain and annoyance. You smacked Antonio's hand away from your cheek sat up and glared at Prussia.
" What the fuck Gilbert!" You growled. "I was trying to sleep, and Francis." You said to the blonde Frenchman. "Get your hand of my ass!"
"Ohohohon! But of course mon cher!"
You grabbed your makeup bag, got out of bed, and while your walking you felt all three eyes on your butt, you rolled your eyes. Putting on a pair of (f/c) sweat pants you turned around.
" I'm going the the bathroom then I'm going to get some chocolate, a jar of nuttella, and a midol, when I come back all three of you will be gone, Da." The men nodded.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When you returned not only were the three men still there, but your cellphone was ringing( I know it's the 1940's but still). You rolled your eyes and putting your stuff down, you crawled onto Francis ignoring his laugh and grabbed your phone answering it.
"привіт, this is _______ (last name) speaking."
" Ah yes _______ this is Vash."
" Hey Vashy whats up." Vash was your friend Lili's older brother, and you loved messing with the short-tempered Swiss.
"_-________! Don't call me that, and it's about Lili."
" What about Lili!"
"S-she starte her-"
"give her the phone Vash, and buy her some stuff."
"Ah yes." Moments later he gave her the phone.
" Hallo ______ is that you, I-I think I'm dying, I'm bleeding a-and it won't stop!" You heard her frantic crying on the other end.
You sighed. "Lil you're on your period."
"My what?" You mentally cursed Switzerland for not giving her the talk.
" A period is when a girl becomes a woman she bleeds out of her-a nether regions for about a week, and suffers cramps, and  usually become very moody. Every girl goes through this and it happens every month." You were blushing terribly as you said that.
"So I'm not dying?"
"No Lili you're not."
"Bruder's back bye _____ Danke so much!"
"By Lil." you hung up your phone, and looked at the trio.
Francis was laughing at your conversation, Toni looked utterly confused, and Gilbert was green and looked sick. You took out your phone again and dialed a number.
"Chica who are you calling now?" Toni asked you.
"Hello Eliza." The trio bolted out of your room faster than cheetahs.
"______ Vhy did you call me Elizabeta?"
" Sorry Luddy your brother and his friends were annoying me."  You said before grabbing the nuttella and a spoon."
"Ja I understand." and he hung up.
You put a spoon in the delicious substance, and put it in your mouth smiling at the taste.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You heard the door open and looked at the clock 5:30, your friends were home. You heard a knock on your door.
" Come in."
" Konbanwa ______-San."
" привіт Kiku what is that you need?"
" Germany-San wourd rike to see you."
You slowly got out of bed, and followed Japan into the living room and flopped face-first onto the couch. Minutes later you felt someone slap your ass.
" Gilbert shouldn't you be getting drunk with your friends?" you grumbled into the couch.
"Kesesesese~ Very funny Frau Toni is busy with Romano, und Francis had a meeting."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ludwig walked into his livingroom to see his brother face first in th ground with you holding a pitch fork and a dark aura surrounding you. You turned around and smiled, Ludwig took a step back.
" So Luddy what did you want."
" Make vhatever you vhant for dinner." He looked warily at his brother.
" don't worry he's alive, for now." you whispered in his ear and then kissed his cheek.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the kitchen you got a tub of ( fave flavor) ice cream and popped it in the microwave, and a large spoon, and you  went back in your room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After a week of cramps, mood swings, accidently making Italy cry more than once, and being a total bitch your period was finally over!
" I'M FREE!!"
Gilbert stuck his head through your door smiling, picked you up spinning you. Giggling as he put you down. He ran out of his room singing praises in German.